never a dull moment

so kelly and i go out last night and end up at the short stop. we're on the dance floor and no one is dancing yet - except for this one awkward looking guy. i typically will dance with anyone, especially the lone awkward dude or drunk chick so i dance on over to him to dance with him. we're dancing, we're having fun....
then he starts talking and he has a strangely high voice for a dude.
then i see his breasts.
he then introduces himself as SABRINA.
shitshitshitshit
its a chick.
and she thinks im into her.
so im polite and keep chatting with her because i don't want to be rude or make her feel bad.
This entire time i'm trying to give Kelly the "please save me" look but she just keeps smiling and texting away.
She tells me she likes my hair. She says it's really "Jane Fonda-ish".
Jane Fonda-ish?
I finally get the chance to make my exit so I dance my way back to Kelly to tell her what a horrible friend she i sfor not bailing me out. She then proceeds to laugh at me for the next 2 hours.
The entire night Sabrina kept finding her way to me.
I'm all for chicks lovin chicks....just not this chick.